Guest Author: Jaeric Mordelaan

Today's post is from a guest author. I walked in on the excitement he was creating in local, so I thought I'd ask him for a description and some of the entertaining logs. He was kind enough to send them to me, and I posted them here for your amusement.

[Post by Jaeric Mordelaan]
Run down:

In about 2-3 hours, I made roughly 8m, which easily could have stretched as high as 10m if I'd bothered carting the refined shit to Jita.

The first stop was the ice belt, where Zald Darkheavens was merrily afk with 21 white glazes sitting in a jet can. I got about 13 of them before he noticed.

Second stop, one of the roid belts, where Hugh Argyll was also, merrily afk. Net loss to him--100k.

The motherload was a bunch of miners in another roid belt. Total income from that was close to around 3-4m EASY.

Finally I went back to Hugh Argyll who was at it again. Didn't have much this time in the cans, but he decided to be cool and open fire. That was tasty.

Of course the most valuable thing I got was the flames...

Jaeric Mordelaan > Thanks to you guys, that puts me at about 7m and change I made off ore relocation today.
Albon Battlethirst > also
Jaeric Mordelaan > I appreciate your help in making me richer.
Zald Darkheavens > Jaeric, youfooking thief
Jaeric Mordelaan > :(
Jaeric Mordelaan > I just want tosay, thank you.
blackfin > what has he stolen?
Jaeric Mordelaan > I stole his virginity.
Zald Darkheavens > ice I mined
MATMULLER > lol
blackfin > place a bounty on his head m8
Jaeric Mordelaan > Actually you have it all wrong.
blackfin > via escrow
Jaeric Mordelaan > I own Jita, Sobaseki, and Kisogo ice belts.
Jaeric Mordelaan > So you're mining in MY belts.
Kiuu > hmmmm?
Zald Darkheavens > yeah yeah, go masturbate in the bathroom like a good 13 year old
blackfin > loon
Buzzaw > get your wastehigh waders on folks shits gettin deep
Jaeric Mordelaan > That was uncalled for. Why the sexual harassment?
blackfin > errr cos yer a lousy thief
Jaeric Mordelaan > Apparently I'm doing something right.
blackfin > not if i see ya
blackfin > i hate thieves
Albon Battlethirst > yea
Ellyza > you must be a true degenerate s to come and steal in a game
Kiuu > now what be goin on?
Zald Darkheavens > stupid lazy ass thieves
Jaeric Mordelaan > Takes alot more work than mining my dears.
Kiuu > ah thieves
Zald Darkheavens > then why not mine
Jaeric Mordelaan > I'll help myself to your rat cans too.
Zald Darkheavens > feel free
Ellyza > oh yeah, a lot of work ;) sit in a hauler and take what others mine...
Jaeric Mordelaan > Why thank you.
Jaeric Mordelaan > Well...the rewards are equally high. :)
Zald Darkheavens > while I go get a suicide ship to gank your ass
Kiuu > sounds fun
Jaeric Mordelaan > Well I'm insured, plus the money I'll make off your 13 glazes will more than cover this hauler.
Kiuu > I can waste a ship... hehe
Jaeric Mordelaan > So feel free.

Albon Battlethirst > u oughta thnk me
Jaeric Mordelaan > For?
Albon Battlethirst > caulse u dnt hav ny guns
Ashley Sky > OMG is he stealing... ORE!!@!1one
Albon Battlethirst > i had 2
Kiuu > oh my god indeed
Jaeric Mordelaan > Well why didn't you shoot?
Albon Battlethirst > caulse
Jaeric Mordelaan > Hi there Hugh.
Albon Battlethirst > i gt no problem with u
Jaeric Mordelaan > Here's your chance
Albon Battlethirst > 1 sec AFK
Jaeric Mordelaan > O noeth.
Jaeric Mordelaan > I is being fired upon.
Kiuu > hehe
Jaeric Mordelaan > O wait. Where did you go.
Jaeric Mordelaan > What is this cargo container I see.
Ashley Sky > rofl
Jaeric Mordelaan > Oh my god, they killed KENNY!
Jaeric Mordelaan > YOU BASTARDS!