So, my main character, Zensagan joined Amarria Auxilia intending to follow up on an invite to merge with the corp. I soon found out they were a bunch of racist idiots. Also one of their directors was responsible for getting Ashley Sky -10.0 standings in the Tribal Souls alliance. Because they thought we were merging they made Zensagn a director. Big mistake.
We robbed 100 mil from their corp wallet, unrented their offices, claimed their impounded hangar items, changed their corp descriptions and titles, and other fun activities. Before Zensagan left the corp, they decided to have some fun smack talk which is listed below...
[ 2006.03.18 08:17:56 ] CobaltSixty > hey Zen, any reason you still need to be in the corp?
[ 2006.03.18 08:19:01 ] Zensagan > because you can't remove me yet.
[ 2006.03.18 08:20:58 ] CobaltSixty > sigh, why was this not fixed earlier...
[ 2006.03.18 08:21:30 ] Zensagan > don't worry, it won't be long. =)
[ 2006.03.18 08:22:50 ] Zensagan > It would've been a good merger, but we don't consort with racist dickheads.
[ 2006.03.18 08:23:19 ] CobaltSixty > which explains the need to consort with obnoxious corp thieves?
[ 2006.03.18 08:23:41 ] Zensagan > I am here by invitation.
[ 2006.03.18 08:24:42 ] Zensagan > Russo knew everything he needed to know.
[ 2006.03.18 08:24:52 ] CobaltSixty > so you feel vindicated by stealing money from us "racist dickheads"?
[ 2006.03.18 08:25:29 ] Zensagan > I feel it was the proper reaction. =)
[ 2006.03.18 08:25:41 ] CobaltSixty > It wasn't.
[ 2006.03.18 08:26:02 ] CobaltSixty > I won't expand on that, but it wasn't.
[ 2006.03.18 08:26:42 ] Zensagan > You probably can't expand for the ladies either now can you? =)
[ 2006.03.18 08:27:30 ] Zensagan > we were going to merge in good faith, but that was ruined when we saw what kind of corp you really were.
[ 2006.03.18 08:28:12 ] Zensagan > and Ashley Sky need some payment for you bad-mouthing her in 0.0
[ 2006.03.18 08:28:29 ] Zensagan > so it all works out in the end.
[ 2006.03.18 08:29:41 ] CobaltSixty > If you just made a connection between expanding on a subject and penis jokes, you're worse than us. I'm saddened that Russo gave you the idea that it was a "merger". The intent was for you to be absorbed.
[ 2006.03.18 08:30:03 ] Zensagan > sad indeed.
[ 2006.03.18 08:30:08 ] CobaltSixty > Ashley Sky / Andrea Jaruwalski, as she was known in TS, did enough badmouthing on her own, to not need my help.
[ 2006.03.18 08:30:31 ] Zensagan > our intent was not to be absorbed, but to merge as a team.
[ 2006.03.18 08:30:37 ] Zensagan > Russo knew this.
[ 2006.03.18 08:30:43 ] Zensagan > he failed you miserably.
[ 2006.03.18 08:31:27 ] CobaltSixty > She was belligerent, obnoxious and insufferable. I was merely the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back in the pile of complaints to her CEO.
[ 2006.03.18 08:31:47 ] CobaltSixty > Her "expulsion" from TS was nothing more than a KoS put on her, and rightly so.
[ 2006.03.18 08:32:10 ] Zensagan > and she accepts your payment for the insolence.
[ 2006.03.18 08:32:22 ] CobaltSixty > "insolence"?
[ 2006.03.18 08:33:11 ] CobaltSixty > An outspoken majority of individuals complained about her. I don't see her going after the rest of them.
[ 2006.03.18 08:33:45 ] Zensagan > Through our corp merger she had the opportunity to take a cut.
[ 2006.03.18 08:33:56 ] Zensagan > and so she did.
[ 2006.03.18 08:34:16 ] CobaltSixty > She wasn't former 11th.
[ 2006.03.18 08:34:35 ] Zensagan > No, but she is an evil diplomat.
[ 2006.03.18 08:34:50 ] CobaltSixty > Why you facilitated this is beyond me, but it makes you an accomplice to her crimes.
[ 2006.03.18 08:35:04 ] Zensagan > indeed
[ 2006.03.18 08:35:20 ] Zensagan > I facilitated it because we didn't like your corp.
[ 2006.03.18 08:35:27 ] Zensagan > that shouldn't be beyond you.
[ 2006.03.18 08:36:05 ] CobaltSixty > Dislike, even disdain, is different from sabotage and treason.
[ 2006.03.18 08:36:19 ] CobaltSixty > You could have simply risen above and left upon your own accord.
[ 2006.03.18 08:36:29 ] Zensagan > Where I come from, there are no rules.
[ 2006.03.18 08:36:40 ] Zensagan > We are as bad as we want to be, a true criminal element of EVE.
[ 2006.03.18 08:36:53 ] CobaltSixty > Did I mention that any of these were rules?
[ 2006.03.18 08:37:14 ] Zensagan > our ethics differ from what you might consider to be your ethics.
[ 2006.03.18 08:37:35 ] CobaltSixty > Decency and respect aren't rules, and without a combination of those qualities, you won't get far without making an overwhelming (and unmanagable) amount of enemies.
[ 2006.03.18 08:37:54 ] Zensagan > we respect people who deserve respect, your corp heartily does not.
[ 2006.03.18 08:38:22 ] CobaltSixty > In your opinion.
[ 2006.03.18 08:38:34 ] Zensagan > and the opinions of my members who joined.
[ 2006.03.18 08:38:45 ] Zensagan > but it was my decision.
[ 2006.03.18 08:39:19 ] Zensagan > and I was the only one who had the roles to do it, so therefore the blame falls on me.
[ 2006.03.18 08:40:18 ] CobaltSixty > If you'd humour me, what would be the items that you had released from impound?
[ 2006.03.18 08:40:54 ] Zensagan > a bunch of hunting loot, nothing too valuable. Probably about 10 mil worth of melted loot and some drone BPCs.
[ 2006.03.18 08:41:24 ] CobaltSixty > You unimpounded two items.
[ 2006.03.18 08:41:34 ] Zensagan > two hangars
[ 2006.03.18 08:41:37 ] Zensagan > many items
[ 2006.03.18 08:42:12 ] Zensagan > we made off with around 100 mil worth of take from your corp.
[ 2006.03.18 08:42:43 ] CobaltSixty > wow... you're big time now
[ 2006.03.18 08:42:58 ] Zensagan > not exactly. =)
[ 2006.03.18 08:45:06 ] Zensagan > It was for the entertainment.
[ 2006.03.18 08:45:45 ] Zensagan > I know that if I would have waited I could have had a much bigger take, but I can't be asked to stay that long in a corp of racists with penis envy.
[ 2006.03.18 08:46:08 ] CobaltSixty > Actually, the take had been less.
[ 2006.03.18 08:46:16 ] CobaltSixty > would have been, that is.
[ 2006.03.18 08:47:25 ] Zensagan > after finding out it wasn't a merger, but an absorbtion, that helped the decision.
[ 2006.03.18 08:47:32 ] CobaltSixty > You were suspect, plain and simple. Key assets had already been quickly secured following a bout of intuition.
[ 2006.03.18 08:48:06 ] Zensagan > lol intuition nothing, I told russo upfront that our corp was a group of thieves and bad guys and no corp hangars could be trusted.
[ 2006.03.18 08:48:19 ] Zensagan > one of my members has made over a billion in scamming alone.
[ 2006.03.18 08:48:25 ] Zensagan > and I'm well on my way
[ 2006.03.18 08:48:36 ] Zensagan > he knew all this information
[ 2006.03.18 08:48:51 ] Zensagan > all we wanted was a cool corp to boost our numbers for fighting wars of evil.
[ 2006.03.18 08:49:11 ] CobaltSixty > Irrespective, Russo hadn't told me, and I was the one who secured all the important assets.
[ 2006.03.18 08:49:27 ] Zensagan > and we were willing to compromise to do that, but you folks went too far from what Russo originally sold us.
[ 2006.03.18 08:49:50 ] Zensagan > so the decision for us was easy
[ 2006.03.18 08:50:44 ] Zensagan > he knew that in your corp we would continue to be scammers and thieves, and evil villains.
[ 2006.03.18 08:50:48 ] Zensagan > but accepted us anyway.
[ 2006.03.18 08:51:07 ] Zensagan > who knows what he was thinking
[ 2006.03.18 08:51:23 ] Zensagan > your corp's playing style is not even close to what we do.
[ 2006.03.18 08:52:01 ] CobaltSixty > He expected to employ you, not have an issue with you.
[ 2006.03.18 08:52:36 ] Zensagan > he must suffer from a severe mental handicap because I was very upfront and honest with him.
[ 2006.03.18 08:53:03 ] CobaltSixty > My previous statement stands.
[ 2006.03.18 08:53:20 ] CobaltSixty > You can't expect me to believe you told him "I and my men will steal from your corporation."
[ 2006.03.18 08:54:00 ] Zensagan > of course not, but he knew we were thieves and villains, I warned him not to have assets available, and I also told him we would continue our evil ways inside this corp.
[ 2006.03.18 08:54:26 ] CobaltSixty > A misinterpretation, no more.
[ 2006.03.18 08:54:38 ] Zensagan > also we were to merge with you, not be your bitches.
[ 2006.03.18 08:55:22 ] CobaltSixty > Well, really, you've done more positive things for this corporation in the long run.
[ 2006.03.18 08:55:39 ] Zensagan > my corp specializes in social engineering and torment tactics. We're hate mail collectors.
[ 2006.03.18 08:55:51 ] Zensagan > I also told Russo that.
[ 2006.03.18 08:56:10 ] CobaltSixty > Zen, I don't care what you told Russo.
[ 2006.03.18 08:56:54 ] Zensagan > I knew the impact on the corp would be pretty good in terms of your future strategies.
[ 2006.03.18 08:57:03 ] Zensagan > you don't have to thank me. =)
[ 2006.03.18 08:57:11 ] CobaltSixty > I won't.
[ 2006.03.18 08:58:57 ] Zensagan > well now you know more about Russo's logistics abilities.
[ 2006.03.18 08:59:10 ] Zensagan > or lack thereof
[ 2006.03.18 08:59:25 ] CobaltSixty > I secured the assets, of my own accord.
[ 2006.03.18 09:00:09 ] Zensagan > all but 100 mil of them.
[ 2006.03.18 09:01:10 ] Zensagan > a drop in the bucket I'm sure, but still fun to take.
[ 2006.03.18 09:01:52 ] Zensagan > I have a feeling that if you would have facilitated this and not Russo, this could have all been avoided.
[ 2006.03.18 09:02:17 ] CobaltSixty > It's not my corporation.
[ 2006.03.18 09:03:56 ] Zensagan > maybe you should ask him to him communicate with you more.
[ 2006.03.18 09:04:00 ] Zensagan > =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:04:13 ] Zensagan > might save him some grief in the future.
[ 2006.03.18 09:04:35 ] CobaltSixty > I've only recently become a director.
[ 2006.03.18 09:04:49 ] Zensagan > lol me too, well... ex-director =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:04:57 ] Estrago > Zen........................................................................
[ 2006.03.18 09:05:20 ] Zensagan > Hi Estrago.
[ 2006.03.18 09:05:30 ] Zensagan > did you enjoy your vacation?
[ 2006.03.18 09:06:13 ] Estrago > I don't suppose you'll give me an idea as to where you are?
[ 2006.03.18 09:06:52 ] Zensagan > Well, I'm logged in from a computer on the planet Earth.
[ 2006.03.18 09:07:16 ] Estrago > Har har...
[ 2006.03.18 09:09:25 ] Zensagan > Thanks for the apology the other night, it was very honorable. Unfortunately, I was not. =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:10:02 ] Estrago > I will check every system between here and Mista for your ripe ass.
[ 2006.03.18 09:11:53 ] Estrago > As long as you don't logg off, you will be in local somewhere...
[ 2006.03.18 09:12:21 ] Zensagan > sadly there will be problems with your plan.
[ 2006.03.18 09:12:26 ] Zensagan > I must bid you farewell.
[ 2006.03.18 09:12:43 ] Zensagan > soon
[ 2006.03.18 09:12:44 ] Zensagan > =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:14:36 ] Estrago > Grrr....
[ 2006.03.18 09:15:25 ] Estrago > You know, you will die many times over for this.
[ 2006.03.18 09:15:37 ] Zensagan > If you say so
[ 2006.03.18 09:16:04 ] Estrago > I suggest your ship of choice for the next year be the Ibis, you won't lose quite as much....
[ 2006.03.18 09:17:21 ] Zensagan > I'm not caldari, silly goose.
[ 2006.03.18 09:17:51 ] Estrago > Well, whatever ship your gay ass gets for free....
[ 2006.03.18 09:18:15 ] CobaltSixty > Reaper
[ 2006.03.18 09:18:36 ] Zensagan > Thanks Professor.
[ 2006.03.18 09:18:48 ] Estrago > Your reaper is raped untill you close your account.
[ 2006.03.18 09:19:57 ] Estrago > Just FYI...
[ 2006.03.18 09:21:24 ] Zensagan > I happily accept your scare tactic threats that you will never follow up on.
[ 2006.03.18 09:21:28 ] Zensagan > =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:22:50 ] Estrago > Gte your gay Sec status down so I can put a bounty on your ass.
[ 2006.03.18 09:22:59 ] Zensagan > I will work on that.
[ 2006.03.18 09:24:15 ] an13810 > I dont speak much here but sir do not test me or my friend estrago. I follow orders to the T but I will not except you to Dishonor Estrago
[ 2006.03.18 09:24:51 ] Russo > hey guys, when i wake up for work in a bit, ill kick the remaining fags
[ 2006.03.18 09:24:57 ] Zensagan > Honor is not in my code of ethics.
[ 2006.03.18 09:25:03 ] Russo > jsut block them for the duration
[ 2006.03.18 09:25:13 ] Russo > c ya, gotta get back to sleep
[ 2006.03.18 09:25:27 ] Zensagan > sweet dreams Russo, shame you can't stay and chat.
[ 2006.03.18 09:25:39 ] Estrago > But I want to tell him how much I hate him.... I don't think I've conveyed te message yet...
[ 2006.03.18 09:25:42 ] Zensagan > he's done you all a very big disservice.
[ 2006.03.18 09:26:01 ] Zensagan > he invited me to the corp under the guise of a merger.
[ 2006.03.18 09:26:24 ] an13810 > Then it will be a pleasure to introduce you the recieving end of ships
[ 2006.03.18 09:26:25 ] Zensagan > even after I told him our corp's playing style of evil and villainry.
[ 2006.03.18 09:27:11 ] Zensagan > it's a shame he's such a bad stragegist.
[ 2006.03.18 09:27:33 ] Estrago > I'm shure you corp will lovew you for this in the end...
[ 2006.03.18 09:27:53 ] Zensagan > they always do =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:28:12 ] Zensagan > good luck on your endeavors.
[ 2006.03.18 09:28:36 ] Estrago > 89 mil is 1 BS at best, you will lose that so many times over....
[ 2006.03.18 09:28:43 ] an13810 > good luck on yours sir for they have become 10 fold harder
[ 2006.03.18 09:30:30 ] Zensagan > Ah such anger.
[ 2006.03.18 09:30:35 ] Zensagan > I have done my job well.
[ 2006.03.18 09:31:06 ] Estrago > I am incredibly pissed because I am incredibly drunk...
[ 2006.03.18 09:31:09 ] an13810 > I never get angry my friend only give back what is deserved
[ 2006.03.18 09:31:19 ] Zensagan > lol
[ 2006.03.18 09:31:33 ] Estrago > But I fly best while intoxicated....
[ 2006.03.18 09:31:43 ] Zensagan > I'll keep that in mind
[ 2006.03.18 09:33:58 ] Estrago > Want to 1v1 someone who's had 5 shots and 3 beers in the past hour and a half?
[ 2006.03.18 09:34:27 ] Zensagan > I'm too many jumps from you.
[ 2006.03.18 09:34:43 ] Estrago > I'll gladly jump that far.
[ 2006.03.18 09:34:50 ] an13810 > Strikes me funny what people do. Steal such petty assets that myself can get back in one day, only to ruin your own gaming and everyone that is attached to you but had nothing to do with it.
[ 2006.03.18 09:35:09 ] Zensagan > it's odd isn't it? yet it's highly entertaining. We do it for the drama.
[ 2006.03.18 09:35:54 ] Zensagan > It's very exciting.
[ 2006.03.18 09:36:20 ] Estrago > I wonder how many corps I can convine to set your entire team to -10? Which alliances can you get to dec Jose?
[ 2006.03.18 09:36:52 ] Zensagan > an alliance war would be welcomed.
[ 2006.03.18 09:37:00 ] an13810 > "drama", "exciting" hmmm, My friend I think you need to get some fresh air and do some real life social activities if you find that exciting
[ 2006.03.18 09:37:03 ] Zensagan > too bad alliances can't wardec individual corps
[ 2006.03.18 09:37:21 ] CobaltSixty > lol, Zen, are you stupid?
[ 2006.03.18 09:37:33 ] CobaltSixty > alliances can wardec individual corps easily
[ 2006.03.18 09:37:42 ] Zensagan > show me one that has.
[ 2006.03.18 09:38:02 ] CobaltSixty > no need to
[ 2006.03.18 09:38:02 ] Zensagan > individual corps can wardec alliances, not the other way around
[ 2006.03.18 09:38:30 ] CobaltSixty > an individual corp in an alliance can war dec an individual corp
[ 2006.03.18 09:38:53 ] Zensagan > you wouldn't have that kind of pull anyway. =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:39:12 ] Zensagan > show me one alliance corp that has declared war on another and I'll believe you.
[ 2006.03.18 09:39:29 ] CobaltSixty > it's not something that can be shown
[ 2006.03.18 09:39:36 ] Zensagan > because it's never been done
[ 2006.03.18 09:39:47 ] CobaltSixty > never been done and capability are two different things
[ 2006.03.18 09:40:05 ] Zensagan > I disagree. They are the same.
[ 2006.03.18 09:40:15 ] Zensagan > a 99.99% probability that I won't get wardec'd by an alliance.
[ 2006.03.18 09:40:25 ] Zensagan > I'll round up
[ 2006.03.18 09:41:21 ] CobaltSixty > we still have tons of sway in TS
[ 2006.03.18 09:42:57 ] Zensagan > if you can get the tribal souls alliance to wardec my corp, the eleventh commandment for a year, I'll give you back your 100 mil.
[ 2006.03.18 09:43:08 ] Estrago > Does that mean I have to stop calling TS's Dread pilots carebears?
[ 2006.03.18 09:43:29 ] CobaltSixty > nah Estrago, it makes them feel warm and fuzzy
[ 2006.03.18 09:44:03 ] CobaltSixty > TS doesn't concern itself with empire operations at this point in time... they've got their own shit to do, and it's irrelevant... we're capable of dealing with you on our own
[ 2006.03.18 09:44:07 ] Estrago > Cool. The fucks refuse to join an op unless a POS is involved...
[ 2006.03.18 09:44:21 ] Zensagan > lol
[ 2006.03.18 09:44:49 ] Estrago > They all need to die to give them some humility...
[ 2006.03.18 09:45:24 ] Zensagan > we welcome dying
[ 2006.03.18 09:45:35 ] Zensagan > if you are capable of it.
[ 2006.03.18 09:45:50 ] an13810 > lol
[ 2006.03.18 09:46:14 ] Zensagan > prepare to camp us long time. =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:46:25 ] Estrago > VERY long time :)
[ 2006.03.18 09:46:27 ] Zensagan > I will enjoy wasting your precious time.
[ 2006.03.18 09:46:29 ] an13810 > you said it i didnt
[ 2006.03.18 09:46:56 ] Estrago > And I will enjoy wasting yours :)
[ 2006.03.18 09:46:58 ] Zensagan > I have multiple accounts, and multiple alts, and can entertain myself in multiple ways. =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:47:06 ] Zensagan > I am ungriefable.
[ 2006.03.18 09:48:14 ] Estrago > Well, I know one of your alts... I wonder how many more I will have to suicide?
[ 2006.03.18 09:48:15 ] an13810 > good then people can waste your RL money to keep those accounts open. That information is music to my ears
[ 2006.03.18 09:48:58 ] Zensagan > I waste more money on soda pop =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:49:06 ] an13810 > open more, please open more accounts
[ 2006.03.18 09:49:19 ] Zensagan > I only need 2.
[ 2006.03.18 09:49:49 ] Zensagan > one character for you to camp while I make isk on the other.
[ 2006.03.18 09:50:29 ] Zensagan > until you are alone, and then you get podded.
[ 2006.03.18 09:50:50 ] Zensagan > it's going to be so much fun.
[ 2006.03.18 09:50:54 ] Zensagan > =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:50:57 ] an13810 > 1 account more to waste your RL money with. Lovely, i like that idea
[ 2006.03.18 09:51:33 ] Zensagan > It's no problem for me.
[ 2006.03.18 09:52:13 ] Zensagan > my entertainment is worth it. =)
[ 2006.03.18 09:54:08 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Brutor tribe Corp