The infiltration...

Last night I was able to infiltrate a corporation with another account of mine. I am beginning my research now into getting as much information and assets as possible from them before I start killing them all.

It's a new corp and they want people to recruit for them, so the CEO was neglectful enough to give me personell access. That means I can invite my kill squadron of alt friends to join up. I can't wait to continue on my wonderous journey of deception.

New Record!

I had a record-setting theft last night. It was in a 0.8 system in Essence 3 jumps off the highway. There was a multiple-person mining operation and they were not keeping up with their hauling. My covert-ops scout verified that they had over 6 jettison cans out.

I quickly made a safespot and then I jumped in and went to work. I was fit for speed and could take ~half a jet can at once (15,000m3). By the time they had scrambled their haulers, I had taken 4 of their 6 jet cans.

They were surprisingly dull in conversation. "Why don't you mine your own ore" they said to which I responded... "Because taking yours is so much easier and more fun, of course". One of their newbie members asked me how I was able to steal it so fast and how much money I made doing this (potential convert to the dark side someday). =)

+10 million isk.

This just begs to be published...

[ 2005.07.23 04:58:57 ] Ghost Dancer > fuck off u ore thief
[ 2005.07.23 04:59:24 ] Ashley Sky > 15 ice down...
[ 2005.07.23 04:59:27 ] Ashley Sky > how many to go?
[ 2005.07.23 04:59:29 ] Ashley Sky > *Ashley Sky giggles
[ 2005.07.23 05:05:40 ] Ashley Sky > 30 down, give me a crown.
[ 2005.07.23 05:08:58 ] Ashley Sky > Thank you for your generosity.
[ 2005.07.23 05:10:03 ] Zylandros > glad you believe in welfare
[ 2005.07.23 05:10:06 ] Zylandros > NIGGER
[ 2005.07.23 05:11:03 ] Ashley Sky > I'm a white girl, thank you very much.
[ 2005.07.23 05:11:20 ] Zylandros > oh that means you are trailer trash then
[ 2005.07.23 05:11:25 ] danclark20 > yep
[ 2005.07.23 05:11:30 ] Ashley Sky > actually I am quite rich
[ 2005.07.23 05:11:34 ] Ashley Sky > from your goods.
[ 2005.07.23 05:11:36 ] Ashley Sky > Ashley Sky giggles.

[ Net profit of 4 mil isk ]

Fun chat log from this weekend's outing...

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Channel ID: (('solarsystemid2', 30005214),)
Channel Name: Local
Listener: Ashley Sky
Session started: 2005.07.24 18:10:40
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[ 2005.07.24 18:31:37 ] Ashley Sky > Thank you, generous sirs.
[ 2005.07.24 18:31:57 ] BAteh > put back or suffer
[ 2005.07.24 18:32:24 ] Ashley Sky > what are you going to do? tickle me to death?
[ 2005.07.24 18:32:27 ] Ashley Sky > *Ashley Sky giggles
[ 2005.07.24 18:32:44 ] BAteh > uh huh
[ 2005.07.24 18:33:11 ] Ashley Sky > it's a shame you didn't have more ore. I'm fit to take an entire jet can.
[ 2005.07.24 18:34:32 ] BAteh > ill get more than this back from your corp from the loot you leave when u die
[ 2005.07.24 18:35:06 ] Ashley Sky > good luck declaring war on the scope.
[ 2005.07.24 18:35:25 ] Ashley Sky > I think that's against the Yulai convention.
[ 2005.07.24 18:35:26 ] Ashley Sky > =)
[ 2005.07.24 18:36:00 ] BAteh > not bound to any of that shit
[ 2005.07.24 18:36:32 ] Ashley Sky > oh I think you are.
[ 2005.07.24 18:37:02 ] Ashley Sky > you should be on your way, these are my rocks sirs.

[ 2005.07.24 19:17:07 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Avyuh Local Channel
[ 2005.07.24 19:18:24 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Sheroo Local Channel

[ 2005.07.24 19:23:59 ] Dracones > Ore thief in the system
[ 2005.07.24 19:24:56 ] Ashley Sky > your warning comes just a tad too little too late.
[ 2005.07.24 19:25:00 ] Ashley Sky > *Ashley Sky giggles
[ 2005.07.24 19:25:08 ] Dracones > heh :)
[ 2005.07.24 19:28:13 ] Chumbaba > yeh. ashley sky is around..
[ 2005.07.24 19:28:44 ] Chumbaba > or you meant yourself :P
[ 2005.07.24 19:30:08 ] Ashley Sky > I am the cleaner. you will almost never see me coming.
[ 2005.07.24 19:30:24 ] Ashley Sky > it's cruel, I admit. but pays the bills.
[ 2005.07.24 19:30:27 ] Ashley Sky > =)
[ 2005.07.24 19:34:09 ] Dracones > Life in Eve

[ 2005.07.24 19:45:18 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Sosh Local Channel
[ 2005.07.24 19:49:03 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Sigga Local Channel

[ 2005.07.24 19:54:56 ] Ashley Sky > Thank you, Mr. Rix.
[ 2005.07.24 19:55:01 ] Ashley Sky > you are too generous.
[ 2005.07.24 19:55:45 ] Heinrich Rix > you are so heroic
[ 2005.07.24 19:56:03 ] Ashley Sky > I don't think heroic is the right word.
[ 2005.07.24 20:00:52 ] Heinrich Rix > why not even use a real corp to do your thieving in?
[ 2005.07.24 20:01:00 ] mastsau > ashley..heroic is the right word...
[ 2005.07.24 20:01:16 ] Ashley Sky > Heroic denotes some nobility of which I have none.
[ 2005.07.24 20:01:23 ] Heinrich Rix > corp wars too much to handle?
[ 2005.07.24 20:01:44 ] Ashley Sky > yeah it's far too dangerous. =)
[ 2005.07.24 20:03:23 ] mastsau > better mine for yourself and don´t steal others hard work...
[ 2005.07.24 20:03:33 ] Ashley Sky > who says I don't mine for myself.
[ 2005.07.24 20:03:35 ] Ashley Sky > muhaha
[ 2005.07.24 20:04:13 ] Heinrich Rix > are you running a pos? How are you going to invest your hard earned isk?
[ 2005.07.24 20:04:33 ] Ashley Sky > I pay merc corps to kill miners.
[ 2005.07.24 20:05:07 ] Heinrich Rix > I guess you can't afford them since I have never seen any
[ 2005.07.24 20:05:46 ] Ashley Sky > I usually set bounties on individuals I develop a distaste for.
[ 2005.07.24 20:06:02 ] Stokbrood > your own bounty must be huge
[ 2005.07.24 20:06:13 ] Ashley Sky > there are those that want me dead.
[ 2005.07.24 20:06:24 ] Stokbrood > also those who want you alive?
[ 2005.07.24 20:06:40 ] Ashley Sky > surprisingly yes, I bring lots of people entertainment.
[ 2005.07.24 20:06:41 ] Stokbrood > prolly only in such a nice cage with bars all around?
[ 2005.07.24 20:07:22 ] Heinrich Rix > riiight...

Hate Mail Montage

2005.05.23 23:33:00 Viper479...
So, how is that container working out for you? Just wondering. Also wanted to let you know that you are going to die. Bye now.

2005.05.11 04:39:00 Lomion...
There is only one word that I can think of to describe you. Cunt.

2005.07.21 03:19:00 Muerte Silenciosa...
Not especially cool.

2005.05.04 21:10:00 scotayne hawkins...
you stole corp mate ore give him cash or whole corp will find you and your mate, repay at 200% as away of saying sorry

mininium payment of 1 million isk

[ Somehow I doubt he got paid back. muhahaha ]

2005.05.08 06:40:00 Rentent 1...
You just stold 2 million in Ore.
[ Glad he knows how much it's worth. ]

Pay now, or Corp puts out a Bounty

2005.05.10 10:03:00 mad ar2...
hello stupid fuck ... remember me?? now u are redy to fight??

2005.06.14 02:22:00 Loki20...
what are you doing? plz give that back!
[ *giggle* ]

2005.07.16 22:46:00 Rein Regal...
one daay u will pay;[
[ I welcome that day. ]

2005.07.16 22:50:00 Rein Regal...
what did u say that week;] have a nice death scum

[ Ah I feel so much better. Don't you feel the love? ]

No chill pills for him...

2005.06.18 21:25:00 From Anicetus...
PAYBACK IS A BITCH U FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE. I DON"T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE MONEY YOUR DEAD SEE YOU SOON

[ Mmmm, I sure hope so. I love the attention. ]

2005.06.18 21:31:00 From Anicetus...
THE PLEASURE WILL BE ALL MINE BITCH REMEMBER ME WHEN I POD YOU IN THE NEAR FUTURE

[ But he wasn't done yet... ]

2005.06.18 21:46:00 From Anicetus...
Are you okay man your really sound fucked up in the head. LIke to see you take on the 16th best player in eve. I might feel bad killing a retard but for you i will make an excepppption. FUCK HEAD

[ Wow, how could I be so fortunate to meet the 16th best player in EVE! ]

2005.06.19 10:55:00 Anicetus again...
YOUR SICK I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU WROTE THAT IN YOUR BIO. EVIL ALWAYS TRYS TO JUSTIFY ITS EXSISTANCE.EVIL ALWAYS LOSES

[ Actually no in this case he was the loser... of ore. =D ]

First day, keep 'em rollin.

2005.07.13 03:02:00 From Athalus Var...
Try the site online called Web MD, they have done some tests on people like you who act out desires they supress in real life in online games and have a good course of treatment for you. I hope you get help soon because this will hurt you when you grow up if you don't.

[ I think this desire he speaks of is need for entertainment. =) ]

Bonus Post: Golden Oldie

2005.05.15 20:53:00 From Sumoti...
You low life piece of trash, . YOUR JUST LIKE CARP, YOU EAT THE TRASH A LONG THE BOTTEM OF THE LAKE. As long as you play this game I will torment you, i dont care about anything eles now expect seeing you die over & over & over & over again. so I hope YOU HAVE FUN playing. : )

[ I do have fun playing. Especially when I meet a fine fellow such as this. ]

2005.05.17 06:53:00
WELL THIS WILL BE FUN, EVENTULLY IT WILL DRIVE YOU MAD. yOU HORE

[ Some might question my sanity, but it seems he has not impacted it. ]

Hark is that hatred I hear?

Today's hate-mail clipping...

2005.06.18 21:39:00 From Alexiares...
[ after I stole 2 entire jet cans full of scordite ]
just letting you know we have friends in high. oh yea my friend tart he's going to rape you and then you would have wished that you would have never messed with us. So congrats on creating your death warrant.
P.s. when you hang out with tart its going to be as if you were in jail.

2005.06.18 21:48:00 From Alexiares...
im srry my queerbait friend you've got yourself all confused about who's going to get raped. you are the one that's going to drop the soap.

you are mistaken my friend. you are messing with a guy from gods.(corp) and he has the most powerful weapons in the game and that is what he is going to stick up your butt. not only that transport ships are easy to kill i know ive killed 10 of them and you will be next.

[ I'm still waiting =) ]

Born today

The Ashley Sky Blog has been born. Blog testing is going well. I created this blog because I wanted a way to keep track of the amusing conversations I have during my travels other than letting my EVE mailbox fill up. Enjoy. =)